So as I was looking at what I have recorded for this post, I realized that most of the conversations occurred between me and Trent. I didn't try to exclude Aleana or Hannah. But they don't give me near as much "material" as Trent. With that being said, here's to the funnies...
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Aleana - 1st day of school
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Aleana has decided to play the violin. She was so excited to come with me and rent one just her size. The following day was her first day of Orchestra in school. When she and Trent came home that day from school, the very first thing she did was break out the violin. She was showing me how to hold the bow, and how to "properly" take care of it. She then started "playing" the violin. Trent, being as nice and polite as he could said, "Aleana, the violin is really neat. But could you PLEEEAASE go practice in your room. WITH. THE. DOOR. SHUT!"








Trent, my sweet Trent, those were my thoughts exactly. Glad you said it and not me. I just keep having to remind myself, at least it's not the oboe :)
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Trent - 1st day of school
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Trent's attention to details when it comes to school work isn't that great. So when he came home and brought his homework folder via backpack express, he showed me some of his completed school work. Trying to encourage him to work harder, I complemented him on how nice his handwriting and numbers were. He said, "Ya, I decided to try writing them like the pictures, they look better when I do it that way".
Hmmm...who would've thought!
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I had all the kids in the car, driving to the grocery store. This conversation happened:
Trent: Mom, why are babies born naked?
Mom: Well, we are born with what our bodies make. Our bodies can't make clothes.
Trent: I knnooowww that. But what I want to know is if babies are born naked, then why do we have to wear clothes?
As nice as that may seem, when you really think about it, it can be a frightening thought.
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Tracy and Trent having a blast
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So we (being the whole family) were in the car on our way home, and Hannah was restless and making noise (by noise I mean super-sonic-bat-scream). I asked Aleana if she could maybe keep her entertained. The usual stuff wasn't working, so I suggested maybe she should sing to Hannah. One of Hannah's favorite songs is "Itsy Bitsy Spider". Aleana began singing it, and Tracy chimed in. However, his words were different. (If you don't know Tracy, he is notorious for making up goofy lyrics to songs. Some are appropriate and some not so much). Tracy's version went something like this :
The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the piggy's snout
Down came the mucus and sneezed the spider out
Ooey gooey spider, I feel so bad for you
At least you should be happy, it wasn't piggy poo
Really - where does he come up with these things...on the fly none the less. Least to say, Trent now has a new favorite song. I cringe with the thought of what the actions might be...
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Trent being Trent
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Trent woke up this morning with sore throat. He didn't have a fever, but insisted that he didn't feel good. I was kind of torn whether to make him go to school or not. I just knew if I sent him, I would get a phone call, and of course it would happen right after I put Hannah down for a nap, from the school nurse telling me that I needed to pick my son up. Then at the same time, I didn't want to hear him whine and complain... So I weighed my options, and decided to be on the safe side and let him stay home.
I knew he was over-exaggerating how "sick" he really was, and decided to use this as a teaching moment. I decided that there would be no fun in the Giles' home today. No toys, no coloring, no fun snacks, no playing outside, no games - especially on the computer. And oh how he loves the computer. He kept asking about every 5 minutes if he could play on the computer. And every 5 minutes, my answer was the same. "No, if you are sick enough to not go to school, then you are sick enough to not play games". After the millionth time that I used this answer, Trent finally asked, "But Mom, I am feeling better. If I am feeling better, why can't I play on the computer?" Not wanting to tell him my real reason of not letting him play on the computer (no fun at the Giles house thing) I told him, "No, because we all use the computer. If you use it, you will get germs on it, and make the rest of us sick." I thought it was a good excuse. Well, it wasn't good enough for him. He said "But mom, I'll wash the computer when I am done." I explained to him that you can't wash the computer good enough to get rid of all the germs. Okay, so I really didn't care about the germs, and I may have been stretching it a little bit, but I didn't want him to call me out of my own game.
He seemed to be content with answer...or so I thought. About 10 minutes later, Trent comes up to me, holding his hands out, and asked me "Now, can I play on the computer?" I looked down at his hands, and he had carefully wrapped them in saran wrap, SARAN WRAP!!! Trying not to bust a gut, I asked him why he wrapped his hands. He told me it was so he wouldn't get germs on the computer.
You gotta "hand" it to him. He is resourceful. And for a moment, I was tempted to let him play on the computer. But atlas...I did have to be responsible and I stood my ground. Barely standing, because I was laughing so hard.
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Aleana trying to be "brave".
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We were driving home, listening to the Radio when an 80's song came on. Aleana looked at me and said, "This must be an 80's song." I asked why she thought that. She said "Well it sounds funny, and I don't get it. Why do they keep singing 'hot potato, hot potato' over and over again?" I laughed (which she didn't appreciate) and explained to her that he was singing "Amadeus, Amadeus" over and over again.
Hot potato, hot potato. I guess it kind of sound like it. I couldn't remember the name of the song, so I googled it and it's called "Rock Me Amadeus" by Falco. I even found a link to the video (click Here). The song is horrible. Hot potato would have been an improvement.
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Although Hannah is talking and will inevitably have things to say, her cute ways are too irresistible not to post a few pictures. This week's feature: her keen fashion sense.







